Simon says: Cheryl’s got US X factor

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It’s obvious to me that Cheryl Cole likes a bit of the ol’ ‘US of A’ every now then, and Simon Cowell has certainly made his feelings quite clear he likes a bit of ol’ Chezza.

Now I’m hearing if Si’ gets his way and his master plan works out, Cole could be all over the American version of X Factor as one of its new judges, oo-er, go Si’!

I know, I know there’s been rumors about this one going around for ages, but I’m being told it’s got to the stage where pieces of paper are being passed around and all that. Sources are saying there’s a blank dotted line that needs someone’s signature added to it pronto!

Simon’s had meetings with all sorts of important US telly chiefs stating that Cheryl is at the top of his wish-list to sit in one of the judges chairs, which could mean a staggering $2 million deal is waiting on the table for the former Girls Aloud singer.

Insiders say: “Simon took more of a gamble taking Piers Morgan to the States, he feels Cheryl will be loved immediately. We’ve got to nail her down.”

Well, I reckon Cole’s totally got the X-Factor; she seems an unstoppable force of success right now, so I say: “Chezza, sign on the dots darling and get those buns over here. You might need to work on  changing your accent a bit mind you, as the Americans might have a tough time understanding your Geordie accent. Remember? Ant and Dec’s attempts failed here miserably!

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